“ There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
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“ People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
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“ When in doubt, mumble.
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“ Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
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Pilots & Control Towers
pilots can be funny.
“ Tower:”TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.” TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” Tower:”Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?
Pilots & Control Towers
conversation I had with sternest..(see link)
sternest: Hi!webuser: hi erneststernest: Insert he.webuser: aha like it?sternest: Hail! I take.webuser: way to go erneststernest: To wry stone-age.webuser: wtfsternest: Let me get back to you on that. (Message is too short.)webuser: tought sosternest: Thug to so.webuser: don’t get personnelsternest: Not gentle respond.webuser: no you thinksternest: Hooky in nut.webuser: not gentle respondsternest: Stolen, tender pong.webuser: yeah rightsternest: Hey! A right.webuser: what’s a right and don’t change the subjectsternest: Cow high-handed, stagnant threat. Jest cub.webuser: you drunk or something erneststernest: Geronimo! Thundery sunstroke.webuser: ok thought so,have anothersternest: Hoorah! Hot toughest knave.webuser: you like that stuff?sternest: Fake youthful tits.webuser: now youre really got too much of the good stuffsternest: Colourful, gooey, moth-eaten worthy. Soft of dug.webuser: you the red pil or the blue onesternest: Yo-ho-ho! Tube elite plunderer.webuser: oh youre the youtube spammersternest: Beauty! Eh! Humoursome poetry.webuser: if thats what you thinksternest: Ha Ha! To this funky twit.webuser: oh you twit,have to find you there,no nevermind don’t want to follow a drunksternest: Yo-ho-ho! Thievery and out-of-tune wit. Not famed now and love-lorn twit. Drunk.webuser: I don’t steel twits and why you call me a drunk,i don’t drinksternest: Witty, educated sons-in-law tally-ho. Murder not kind kind.webuser: you sound like an indian,you really should quitsternest: Unodiously annoy in ladylike urea. Quit lush do.webuser: i lost you this timesternest: Timeous hostility.webuser: you mean friendly for a short whilesternest: Untoward of hymeneally horrifies.webuser: ok that’s it goodbyesternest: Hooked, tasty bigot.webuser: i don’t care i’m leavingsternest: I’m an idle overacting.webuser: idiot,yes i’m glad you realised that
sternest: Guiltily adore headiest toadyism.
